Privacy Policy

Hey, fellas!

Welcome to TheGearDads, your go-to for dadcore fashion, car-crazy vibes, wealth tips, wellness wins, family shenanigans, travel dreams, and straight-up fun. We’re all about helping you run through life like Forrest Gump in ’94—full speed, no quit, and maybe a box of chocolates for the ride. But first, let’s talk about keeping your personal info safer than Forrest’s shrimp boat in a storm.

What We Collect: When you roll through our site, sign up for our newsletter, or geek out over the Ferrari F80’s 1184 hp monster (check our hypercar review), we might snag your name, email, or IP address. Ranting about flannel fits or epic road trips like in our wellness hacks piece? We use cookies—sadly, not chocolate-dipped—to track what gets your engine revving.

How We Use It: Your data’s our Bubba Gump shrimp recipe—it fuels personalised content, from rugged dad jeans to family vacation ideas. We might share anonymised stats (like “90% of readers dig muscle cars”) with advertisers, but your personal deets? Locked up tighter than Lieutenant Dan’s determination.

Sharing? No Way: We don’t peddle your info to sketchy types. Only our trusted crew—like email or analytics platforms—gets the bare minimum to keep things cruising. If the law comes knocking, we’ll comply, but your data ain’t going on no cross-country run.

Your Control: Wanna bail or wipe your data? Email us at privacy@thegeardads.com. You can tweak cookie settings faster than Forrest sprinting from bullies.

Security: We’ve got encryption tougher than Gump’s heart, but no system’s 100%—hackers are sneakier than a bad batch of chocolates.

Updates: We might tweak this policy, so check back. Last updated: August 28, 2025.

Questions? Hit us up. Now, run, Forrest, run—chase those dadcore dreams, brother!